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chad sexington
1:01 Sat Sep 20
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Sexy Beast hands down
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Briano
9:19 Sat Sep 20
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Ben Kingsley in Sexy Beast
Don: Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fuckin' neck ain't you. Retired? Fuck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?
[He gut-punches Gal]
Don: What you think this is the wheel of fortune? You think you can make your dough and fuck off? Leave the table? Thanks Don, see you Don, off to sunny Spain now Don, fuck off Don. Lying in your pool like a fat blob laughing at me, you think I'm gonna have that? You really think I'm gonna have that, ya ponce. All right, I'll make it easy for you. God knows you're fucking trying. Are you gonna do the job? It's not a difficult question, are you gonna do the job, yes or no?
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Bungo
9:06 Sat Sep 20
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Opening bit of Four Weddings and a Funeral.
`Fuckity Fuck!`
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Sydney_Iron
5:01 Sat Sep 20
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Where the hell are you from anyway, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, Texas, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Private Cowboy: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you a peter puffer?
Private Cowboy: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!
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m11
12:52 Sat Sep 20
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Pulp fiction. Jules "ha ha they're your fucking clothes motherfucker"
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Hammer and Pickle
10:47 Fri Sep 19
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I: We're multimillionaires.
Withnail: Yes, we'll buy this place and install a fucking jukebox in here (cracks up) ...
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m11
9:49 Fri Sep 19
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If you can allow a bit of licence to include TV series then you would have to include The Wire, in particular the scene where McNulty and Bunk are examining a crime scene and working out how it happened.
About five minutes of no other words other than "fuck" and "fuck me". It's all in the actions rather than the words
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Far Cough
8:22 Fri Sep 19
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Joe Pesci in Casino, the banker scene takes some beating
"You fat Irish prick"
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Timmy Breacker
7:57 Fri Sep 19
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Tony Taglialucci (Carlito's Way) deserves a mention.
"Listen you lawyer fuck"
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Swiss.
5:19 Fri Sep 19
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TEAM AMERIOCA
Gary: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate — and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
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inconsistant fc
3:07 Fri Sep 19
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Some great shouts on this thread. All good films with top swearing.
"Fold!? Is that only word they taught you at school?
No, 'Arold, they also taught me the word CUNT"
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Raymond Duck
1:48 Fri Sep 19
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"Monty you terrible cunt" Withnail to his uncle in Withnail and I
"Shut up and sit down you big bald fuck" Avi to Frank Butcher in Snatch
Plus pretty much anything Don Logan says during Sexy Beast, especially the tirade he launches at Aitch
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Left Footer
12:55 Fri Sep 19
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PistonHammered 12:01 Fri Sep 19
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Left Footer
12:54 Fri Sep 19
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I notice In Bruges has been mentioned, and I cant be arsed to check for this one
Lock, Stock
"Is that some white cunts joke that black cunts don't get"
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ooooh Morley Morley
12:24 Fri Sep 19
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I watched The Departed again this morning, Wahlberg smashes it.
Oliver Queenan: Congratulations on passing the detectives' exam, and welcome to the Special Investigation Unit.
Dignam: Whoop-de-fuckin'-do.
Oliver Queenan: You're a worker. You rise fast.
Dignam: Like a 12-year-old's dick.
Lazio: Do you have anyone in with Costello presently?
Dignam: Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.
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Cheezey Bell-End
12:08 Fri Sep 19
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First time I ever heard 'cunt' in a normal film was Richard Gere in An Officer and a Gentleman. Everyone in the cinema gasped..
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Roy Race
10:31 Fri Sep 19
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all of these pale in comparison to Derek and Clive Get the Horn, yes it is a film
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worm
9:45 Fri Sep 19
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'There aint no money coz you got a £40 a day habit....and I've been supporting it...like some cunt'
Nil by mouth
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the coming of gary
1:38 Fri Sep 19
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Denver hammer
some good swearing in " things to do in Denver when you're dead " !
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